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Welcome to Clementine.

My name is Cam Major, head copyrat.

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I write clear & captivating content designed to drive business to your doorstep.

Odds are good that you’re here because you need a writer.

But not just any writer. No, you came looking for a wordsmith. A man who could break complex ideas down into easy and digestible content for your audience. A man who could turn water into wine, a frog into a prince, a “hell no” into a “f*** YES”.

I won’t bore you with my background… I’ll just stick to the facts — I write crystal clean copy that positions your brand as THE expert in your respective industry.

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A man who could turn water into wine, a frog into a prince, a “hell no” into a “f*** YES”.

Picture THIS scenario…

Your website is a 1990 Volkswagen Beetle, covered in dead insects & rust. The wheels squeak and those outdated flame decals are finally peeling off — a sad sight indeed. You drive past potential clients everyday but they can’t possibly take you seriously — not looking like that. There’s spelling mistakes everywhere, your brand voice is bi-polar, and there’s no clear product or service for sale.

Sure, you may be a nice person, but people don’t do business with “nice”. They do business with professionals. They want to see a presentable brand capable of doing great work.

Now picture THIS…

You save up a few shillings and hire ‘ol Clementine to perform the miracle of cleaning up your website. This is the equivalent of putting that old VW Beetle through a magical car wash to have it come out the other side as a BRAND NEW TESLA — sleek, organized & powerful. (Fine print- I’m not actually giving you a Tesla, in case that was unclear…)

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Brands I’ve worked with:

 
“I’ve hired Cam to work on multiple and varying tasks for our agency. His work is exemplary and he has the ability to adapt to any industry or platform we put in front of him. Cam is reliable and the turnaround time is FAST. Will hire again and again!”
— Chloe Ellies, Shutterstock Media
“As a small business owner, I often get caught up in the day-to-day minutia. Cam helped me to look at my product from a different angle. He has a great aesthetic sensibility that he transforms into words that you actually want to read.
— Leyla Bulatova, www.leylabulatova.com
“I hired Cam to help with business and online presence including website and social media platforms. Cam was successful in presenting information in a way that brought great attention to my channels. He has a niche understanding of what will catch the attention of all potential clients. Cam was a pleasure to work with and I would highly recommend his services for any future projects and work.”
— Michelle Owens, MO & CO Events